Okay, right, here’s the deal. I really rather liked the Dark Knight Rises (although I don’t think it’s the best of the trilogy), but like all entitled scumbags I had my own idea of what I would have done for the third film.
I decided to write an outline of said third film, as envisaged by me, and then a few thousand words into it realised it was doing things and was going to take ages. Considering I’d like you to read it, I’m going to split it up into manageable chunks throughout spacetime, rather than giving you a trillion page document to sift through and cry at.
So here is the first part of my outline (not a short story, just an outline) of the Batman film I would have made.
I was bored. Someone showed me this. I judged it.
I am the law.
Okay, chaps, here’s the deal. I was trolling around TVTropes, as I am wont to do from time to time, and I happened upon an entry for a Harry Potter fanfic. It was called My Immortal, and was promised to be the worst thing ever written since the creation of human language, and it intrigued me.
Via twitter, I discovered that another enterprising soul (young Teddy Leach) had already read it, and done a Dramatic Commentary on the text. His take on it made me giggle, so I figured I’d steal the idea and do my own commentary. I’ll be doing it in chunks of roughly five chapters, whenever I can be bothered.
You should also read Teddy’s too, because he is hilarious and has a different take on certain things that I do. But read mine first. I have the better beard.
And so begins the experiement. Notes in blue are by me, everything else is as written.
Well, I may not have posted here for a while, but that doesn’t mean I’ve not been writing.
While a load of things have been going on, the important thing is that I’m trying to knock out a chapter-per-week webnovella thing called There’s Always a Girl. To keep it from clogging up this site, however, I’ve gone and given it its own.
So, if you’re looking for something to read, check out http://theresalwaysagirl.wordpress.com
Hopefully I’ll be back here with other stories before too long, though!
No, really, it isn’t.